Description
For Peter Parker it was a bite from a radioactive spider, for Bill Clinton it was an intern named Monica Lewinsky… Let this be the shirt that changes the way you’re remembered!
You’ve now found the perfect gift for your young and impressionable family members. Just passed the extensive background check performed by Big Brother’s Big Sister’s of America? Make your young mentee’s day with this positive and uplifting message! On your way to meet you girlfriend’s parents and feeling a little nervous about how you’ll be received? Her Mom will immediately take a liking to you, much to the chagrin of her husband. And, your girlfriend’s Dad will immediately have the utmost respect for you because he’ll know, you’re no cuck, your doing the cucking!
Later, when you’ve moved on to greener, and better shaved pastures, that are less crazy and controlling, you’ll always know you’re held in high regard by your ex and her family!
To achieve the above mission objectives, this shirt is made of a thicker, and more robust cotton, but it’s still silky smooth so everyone will want to hug you since you’re clearly so comfy. The finely crafted double stitching on the neckline and sleeves mean you’ll be able to share this high quality shirt when your bro shows up at your place unannounced and needs your help the most!
• 100% ringspun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
