How to Rape Proof Your Barn in 10 Easy Steps!

I’ve recently become incredibly interested in horse racing and breeding. I’ve actively sought out what it takes to pick a great genetic line and win consistently. As I thought about how I’ll fund entry fees, stable fees, trainer/jockey fees, transportation costs, daily training, monthly vet fees and farrier fees (blacksmith), horse feed and supplements, I ultimately came to the realization that I was forgetting the most important investment I would ever make as a horse farm owner, rape proofing my barn! 

I know, I know it sounds wild but the more I’ve researched the more I realize that all those other expenses are secondary after not wanting to fall prey to sick individuals who like to take their liberties with the equine variety. Ms. Barbara Kenley fell prey not only once but at least twice to the schizophrenic and at least at the time unmedicated brother of Rev. James Vereen, the infamous Rodell Vereen himself. But I have renamed him henceforth Rodell “Sugar Glider” Vereen because he likes to “glide into sugar”, over and over and over again. You’ll understand later…

On Thanksgiving Day in  2007 Ms. Kenley, likely after making some sweet treats and pastries her community, family and friends have grown to love her for, went 4 miles down the road and found “a man asleep in the hay by her horse” and, “ a mound of dirt and stool behind her” and realized he had been helping himself to some sugar of his own. This sleeping man would turn out to be none other than Rodell “Sugar Glider” Vereen, who would go on to terrorize his community and local stables with his inability to harness his emotions while seeking a “stable” relationship. According to Sgt. Robert Kegler (who’s name is suspect in and of itself and who’s wife’s lady parts are likely quite taunt) Sugar Glider was charged with buggery in Horry County in 2007.


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In July of 2009 Lazy B Stable’s owner Ms. Kenley noticed that then 21 year old Sugar was getting infections again and noticed bales of hay being stacked near her horse’s stall. Kenley said, “Police kept telling me it couldn’t be the same guy”, “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.” And ultimately Ms. Kenley would be correct in that assertion. While buggery is more common among goat herdsman in the middle east, it is still a real concern for farmers stateside. So, Ms. Kenley installed cameras and after reviewing the sordid footage from July 19th she discovered what appeared to be Sugar Glider Vereen ravishing her horse’s innocence once again. Sugar Glider was later taken into custody by police after being held at gunpoint by Ms. Kenley.

In a interview with WMBF news Kenley stated, “This is my getaway, this is my serenity. This is my stress release. My horses are just you know animals are just great for that. He [Sugar Glider] took all that away from me.”

At that time Sugar Glider was charged with sodomy, trespassing, and violating his probation.

In November of 2009 Mr. Slip and Slide Sugar Glides Hay Stacker Barn Break Sugar Taker Horse … would later plead guilty to Buggery and Trespassing and was sentenced to 5 years in prison. At the sentencing in a rare equine acknowledgement of the real victim, Sugar the horse was allowed to read a victim impact statement (provided she didn’t horse around) and stated that she had had hopes to be the breed mare to thoroughbred racehorse royalty and that now her reputation has been tarnished and her character had been besmirched particularly because her name was not kept secret as with human victims. At the time there was bipartisan in the South Carolina Legislature to pass Sugar’s Law, which would provide support and shield the identities of our equine brothers and sisters who have been assaulted by degens like Sugar Glider and stop them from living within 10 miles of a farm. Sugar’s exact words can be read in their entirety below.

The vic and her owner Ms. Kenley.

Whinny Whinny, Snort snort SNOOOOORT Neigh neigh neigh neigh Whinny WHINNY WHINNY NEIIIIIIIGH! (You get the point…)

Sugar Glider was released from prison and given two years of probation after only serving 3 years since he had “good behavior”. Though, since his unit wasn’t assigned to work on a farm it’s reasonable to believe he didn’t face much temptation on the inside. Although in a recent interview from prison Sugar Glider said he was saddled with regret over the whole chain of events.

Wow, we got a little off track there, back to my horse farm and how best to keep my horses safe.

How to Rape Proof Your Barn in 10 Easy Steps!

  1. Don’t name your horse Sugar. Sweet names attract would be intruders to your land.

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  1. Put lots of male chickens on your property. If would be equine degens approach your mares they will do their best to Cock Block. In the image below we see Ms. Kenley only had female chickens for egg laying prior to the second incident.
Egg Laying Chickens at Lazy B Stables (Should have bought those Cocks!)
  1. Put up steel gates on your barn. Ms Kenley only had a wood barn that was easy for Mr. Glider to get into. Here we see the Lazy B Stable was exposed like an open wound to predators.
WIDE OPEN WOUND OF A STABLE!
Not trying to blame the vic or anything…

  1. Don’t be afraid to use those firearms. Ms. Kenley said in both situations she was afraid to use her shotgun because she didn’t want to go to prison. He buggered your horse once lady, as Gwen Stefani said “What you waiting for?”

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The Perp!
  1. Install high res cameras. This is much easier today than in 2007 when these vicious attacks first started.
  2. Get to know your neighbors and watch out for each other. You never know when one of them just might be there to fend off some nut creeping onto your property.
  3. Don’t leave mounds of dirt and stackable hay close to your stalls. This makes horse attacks easier.
  4. Hide your Mares and hide your studs, and geldings. Put burglar bars on horse stalls. It might seem like too much but Sugar’s honor is at stake. SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO HIDE MORE THAN ANIMALS AND AGAIN
  5. Don’t let dudes with names like Kegler work on the Police force. It just sends the wrong message…
  6. Trust your gut! One thing Ms. Kenley did right was noticing small changes in Sugar and that she was getting new infections. This presence of mind helped to stave off what could have easily resulted in unnecessarily prolonged horse buggery. BUY YOUR NOT TODAY SHIRT HERE

Below is some info on Sugar Glider Himself. 

Don’t Rodell My Horse!
Say it ain’t so Mr. Glider…

An Important Message That Needs to be Taken Seriously!

We at WildCasa Present for the first time in honor of your steadfast commitment to the protection of our equine friends the “DON’T RODELL MY HORSE” shirt! Every time you put it on you will let others know you aren’t a horse buggerer and that even if you don’t have a horse if you did you wouldn’t let anyone else bugger it either! Shout out to Lazy B Stables! 100% of the proceeds from these shirts will fund our eventual purchase of and operation of a race horse farm! In the arms of an angel…

Sources for article:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/unstable-s-man-probation-horse-sex-sex-horse-article-1.431308

https://www.wmbfnews.com/story/14290297/man-convicted-of-having-sex-with-a-horse-more-than-once-gets-out-of-jail/

https://oklahoman.com/article/3414587/man-gets-3-years-in-prison-for-sex-with-horse-in-south-carolina