Check out this story that Lil Wayne (aka “Lil Weezy”, aka “Weezy F. Baby”, aka “Tunechi”, aka “Dwayne Carter” aka “The best rapper alive since the best rapper retired”) tells about his wild life!
There are so many great parts to this story, but I’ll highlight just a few of my favorites:
- Lil Wayne flies private so often that he is totally unaware of what the machine is called that’s used to screen bags at airports.
- Lil Wayne travels with over $25,000 worth of jewelry. Not surprising for a rapper of his level, but still pretty epic.
- Lil Wayne has a “Percocet” pendant on his chain. Game over. Weezy is officially the swag champion!
- Lil Wayne had a middle eastern royal groveling for his forgiveness. Let’s all take a second to think about how amazing that is.
- And, probably the most important realization I had from this story: Lil Wayne no longer has a “free” Lamborghini because he blabbed about it on video so now the IRS knows about it and he’ll need to pay the taxes on it… Whatever happened to real “G’s” moving in silence like lasagna?