Video: Twin Turbo Lamborghini Gallardo destroying all competition. - Underground Racing UGR Twin Turbo TT Lamborghini Gallardo

While surfing the web looking at supercar videos I stumbled onto this video of the an Underground Racing Twin Turbo Lamborghini Gallardo just destroying all takers in a race last year. Here is a race by race run down:

Race 1: Orange Lambo Gallado walks down the Black Nissan GTR. Godzilla just got gored by a bull!

Race 2: Brutal pullaway by the Orange Gallardo over the Red Corvette. You might wanna put some ice on that bro… just saying.

Race 3: Orange Lamborghini Gallardo is back vs. a White 5.0 Mustang. Uh, wait a second? Really? Ok, whatever. Putting that ‘stang against the lamb is just insulting. Clearly the Lambo is screwing with this guy the entire race. No way the Mustang ever had any chance at victory. I mean perhaps if the Gallardo threw a tire or something, the Ford could maybe just maybe have a glimmer of hope.  I love how the supercar lets the opponent hang around for a bit only to punch it and leave him sucking twin turbo fumes. Well played my man. Way to make the Mustang look like it was moving backwards at the end there.

Race 4: Finally! Some competition! It’s Gallardo vs Gallardo and it’s closer, but orange still takes this one.

Race 5: Viper vs Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera. That Viper got abused. No other way to say it. Just demolished. Nice try though bro. Enjoy your participation ribbon. I’m starting to see a trend here: Once the turbo’s kick in it’s over. Just shut it down because that sound you’re hearing is the fat lady singing and she’s never been louder or more sincere.

Race 6: Orange Gallardo vs White Gallardo Supperleggera: Do I even have to say it? Orange straight up owns this race on the way to the championship.

Ending Speech: Can’t tell if the announcer is black, Indian, or just a super tan white dude. He has a Tiger Woodsian racial ambiguity that’s throwing me off here.

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