This squirrel gets it. Locked up in the home of some creep who thinks a tree rat is a good pet? Is it time to complain and feel sorry for yourself? Hell no. Just make friends with your huge shaggy dog cellmate and causally use his fur to smuggle your nuts. It’s like a heartwarming barnyard version of OZ.
Every now and then a pearl of wisdom will form in my mind. These, dear reader, are pro tips.
Pro Tip of the Day: If you ever walk into someone’s house and hear a young girl’s voice yell, “Would you like some sweet tea?”, run like the wind because Chris Hanson is bound to be in that home trying to ‘Catch a Predator’!
I have so many questions about this scene. Is this grown man really just riding his motorcycle down the highway with a lifesize teddy bear riding b!tch as if it’s normal and acceptable behavior? Why yes. Yes, he is indeed. Is this some kind of odd tribute to the movie Ted or this dude’s way of letting us all know he’ super stoked that Ted 2 has been green lit? What kind of life choices lead a person to a place where this seems like a good idea?
All I know for sure about this is I would put money on it that fellow biker and avid ball protector Terry Himes would have a word or two for this guy about his behavior.
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