There are certain things in life you just don’t mess with. The Zohan and Texas come to mind right off the bat. Now we’d better add Chili’s To Go to that list. Thinking about parking your car in the Chili’s To Go space while you dip into the real Chili’s for a nice sitdown meal of generic American food? Don’t. Chili’s To Go will get on some Transformers ish and straight up rearrange your whip. You’ve been warned.